User:The Man With Invisible Trousers

Birth
The Man With Invisible Trousers was born in 1985 on the outskirts of the town of Chernobyl. He was born right after the nuclear meltdown, and because of this, he was born with invisible legs. His parents named him "The Man With Invisible legs" (TMWIL for short) for some reason, but no one knows why. From his birth to the age of four, he spent most of his time burning mutated cats and collecting fedora hats.

Childhood
After he turned six, TMWIL loved to wear trousers, but everyone said he looked "stoopid" because he had no legs. He decided to dig underground until he got to Moscow, he was helped by a level one clawdigger. Once in Moscow, he snuck into a secret high security lab and stole some experimental technology, a pair of invisible trousers! TMWIL legally changed his name to "The Man WIth Invisible Trousers" (TMWIT for short).

The Quest
In 1995