Teh Hyper Sniper

Teh Hyper Sniper was an ancient warrior of power, allowing the Spartans to hold off the dirty Macedonians when they, led by 'Alexander the Gay', tried to destroy their city-state of Sparta when they lacked the majority of their forces. He used a majestic slingshot of power, killing thousands of soldiers, constantly screaming, "HEADSHOT!" over and over again. He was even seen to call in a magical flying beast he called a harrier, but then a much bigger one. And once he called it in, he simply stared at a computer for several minutes.



Once he finished at Sparta, he proceeded to celebrate for several months, mating with several Spartan women and having children. These children went on to do great things, such as invent hot pockets and crocks. But, Teh Hyper Sniper seemed to disappear from the text books of time for awhile. Appearing again during the time of Jesus and asking him what was the meaning of life. Once he was given the answer, he shot Jesus in the head and murded the entire town he was in at the current time. He then proceeded to write a book called "War. War never changes." Which was simply the title repeated for three thousand pages.

Teh Hyper Sniper then completely and utterly disappeared, however, it has been rumoring that he plans a complete and utter invasion on a country, very soon.