Stupid Conversations

Hanbun: I have this friend, but now he's on fire

Unidentifyed Accomplice: How do you know he didn't just burn?

Hanbun: Do you want to buy a spaghetti dinner ticket?

''Man: See these abs!?! These abs can't have spaghetti! (Note the man had his shirt on the whole time, so in fact, we could not see his abs)''

Unidentifyed Accomplice: How are you not cold?

Hanbun: I am cold